Overview
I'm a Latinist with broad interests in Ancient Rome, the Renaissance, the Reformation, and the Enlightenment. In recent years I held a variety of leadership roles in Cornell's central administration. My latest work is a book on breakups and another on addiction and bullying, both for Princeton University Press. Previous books covered wine, swine, grief, mind, and a good laugh. Next up, free speech through the ages, with projects on Plato, Plutarch, Lucian, and the Enlightenment. Oh, and I was also recently parodied on Saturday Night Live (really! see it here.)
At Cornell, I teach courses on Ancient Rome, Greek Mythology, Wine Culture, and Latin literature of all time periods. For business executives worldwide, I teach eCornell courses on leadership from Ancient Rome and the effective use of humor in the workplace.
- Cornell students: click here for current course syllabi.
- Exec ed students: click here for course information.
Publications
For a complete list, click here. Book reviews are here. Popular press writings are here.
Latest Books
1. 2024. Ovid. How to Get Over a Breakup: An Ancient Guide to Moving On. Princeton University Press.
2. 2025. Plutarch and Prudentius. How to Have Willpower: An Ancient Guide to Not Giving In. Princeton University Press.
3. 2025/6. Plato. How to Speak Freely: An Ancient Guide for Modern Dissenters. Princeton University Press.
Latest Articles
- 2023. “The Stanford Prison Experiment of 200 BC – The Lucifer Effect in Plautus’ Prisoners.” In Gregor Vogt-Spira and Bernhard Zimmermann (eds.), Plautus Revisited: Problemstellungen und Perspektiven der Plautusforschung (Vandenhoeck & Ruprecht), 344-358.
- 2023. “Ut Pictura Po(e)sis? Wine, Women, and Song in Plautus’ Gorgylio (Curculio).” In Gregor Vogt-Spira and Bernhard Zimmermann (eds.), Plautus Revisited: Problemstellungen und Perspektiven der Plautusforschung (Vandenhoeck & Ruprecht), 375-391.
- 2024. "L'arte del prologo." In: Orietta Rossini, Salvatore Monda, and Lucia Spagnuolo (eds.), Teatro: Autori attori e pubblico nell’antica Roma. Rome: L'Erma di Bretschneider, pp. 99-105.
- In press. “Verba Genuina: Parole autentiche e parole “cheeky” in Plauto.” ClassicoContemporaneo.
- In press. “How to Make a Joke Without Getting Cancelled: Plutarch’s Survival Guide to Jesting Safely.” (On some passages in Table Talk and Macrobius' Saturnalia).
- In press. "Humour as a Calculated Risk."
- (Just for fun) 2024. How to Steal From Homer: Duplicative Language in Ancient Greece and Rome. Classical Wisdom.
- (Just for fun) 2024. Roamin' Algeria. Antigone Journal.
- (Just for fun) 2024. Three Dad Jokes from Ancient Greece for Father’s Day.
In the news
- In a new book, prof translates ancient advice for the lovelorn
- What to read in 2022? A&S faculty weigh in
- Translation updates Cicero’s treatise on jokes as ‘weapons’
- A 500-year-old book for our time, newly translated
- Einaudi Center awards eight faculty grants
- Professor publishes Placentius’ pugnacious pig poem
- Twitter has become the modern-day Colosseum
- Living language
- Einaudi Center announces grant recipients
- Grants fund 22 Cornell teams, community partners
- Nishii, Fontaine appointed to academic leadership
- Classicist Michael Fontaine examines mental distress in humanities podcast
- A new-old look at mental distress
- Contemporary bard to present ancient Odyssey in music
- Renowned Vatican Latinist joins classics faculty
- Volume in honor of classics professor Fred Ahl released